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One day, a Fireman and a Prostitute died and appeared at Saint Peter's Gate. As Heaven was already full, admission was strict and every candidate had to give one good reason why they should be allowed entry or be thrown into hell.

So the Fireman exclaimed proudly "When I was alive, I saved many people trapped in fire!!". This impressed Saint Peters who gave him a golden key and let him in.

So the Prostitute's turn came and she too proudly said "When I was alive, I gave pleasure to many men trapped in loneliness!!" to this, St Peters gave her a silver key.

Puzzled by this, she asked "Why I am given a silver key while the rest are given golden keys??"

Saint Peters replied "Those golden keys unlocks the gate, that silver key unlocks my room!"






once who have a farmer who have 3 daughter,
the 3 daughter have their first date at the same time.
Farmer being protective over her daughter,
the farmer decided to wait for the suitors with a shotgun

the first guy arrived, the farmer opened the door, and he said
"hi, my name is joe, im here for flow, we are going to the show, is she ready to go?"
the farmer thought he was ok, and sent the daughter off with him

the 2nd guy arrived, and he said
"my name is eddie, im here for bettie, we are going to get some spaghetti, is she ready?"
the farmer too thought he was alright, and so sent the second daughter off

then the last guy arrived.
"hi, my name is chuck"

and the farmer shot him.