Just when I thought techno was bloody annoying..

here comes the stupid xp shit.
found this while browsing friendster.
RAHHHHHHHH.

wooo

The Bottom Line
It's time to unfold your most radical plans. Plenty of people want to get onboard.

In Detail
Laughter will be contagious today -- and you will be the main carrier! You'll be spreading joy and a positive attitude wherever you go, and even the grumpiest people will simply love being around you. This is a great day for a party, networking event, or any situation where a lot of different people will be getting together to have fun. Some outrageous times are ahead of you, and it's time for you to unfold your most radical plans. You'll get plenty of takers.

This lucky bastard,2 females for him to enjoy.
I like to poke him with umbrella~ela ela ehhh ehhh~ =D


And for this class assignment really spoils my day,the shadows are abit out of place.This fucking assignment made me emo for almost 1/2 of the day.
some classmate's work is really nice.Mine like ikan bilis,SHITTT

I wan A leh ):



):

Taurus

The Bottom Line
Jealous people could cause some weirdness for you. Avoid them if at all possible.

In Detail
Today, your cheerful energy could come off as 'too' cheerful for those people whose lives aren't going quite as well as yours. This jealousy could cause some weirdness in people who you normally get along with quite well. Don't take this change in their character personally -- this is not about you, it's about them. If someone who is miserable needs everyone else around them to be miserable, then they are going to make them miserable. So get away from them today.

I is li hai neh

help sh do 1 fake timetable...
using only photoshop!

drawing lines can be such a bitch.
heng xiang real 1 hor?

u owe me 1 !

tired.

met many ridiculous guests today,sibeh rude I tell you.

one particular group of indurs,meeting them is really suay.
I think if I ever get sack,the reason will be those STO and INDOR causing me to get sack.

go back to china or india pls!!!!!!!

pregnant already still want to come and see animals?!!!not scared later their children come out got horse face ah.

Worst is that they demanded me to let them onboard the tram in the middle of nowhere like kings and queennnsss

FUCK

and who says singaporeans are the most kia su?!

I CAN CONFIDENTLY SAYS THAT CHINAA PEOPLE IS THE MOST KIA SU ONES!

KIA SU UNTIL NOT SCARED TO DIE.

all china people like to rush and dash through the zebre crossing when tram is coming.Dunno how to wait 1

fuck their niang

scare no animal to see.

cheapskate

AND RUDE!

AND IRRITATING

AND SUPER TURN OFFFFF

I lived life to the fullest.

mon sch-9-5
tue sch-9-6
wed sch 9-5
thu sch 1-4
fri sch 8-12
sat wrk 5-12
sun wrk 5-12

:(

this is khalai!
she is fucking funny I tell you people.
lol
OHHHH SHITTTT!!!!
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



and this is sambal kangkong!!!!

WAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHA

and I've got my 2nd tattoo done..
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NOT!

Went to ps with shuhui today.Fucking funny at ice monster dessert shop,she complained until she got a free cup of milo,er no..oreo
hohohohohoh

jin ho chio!!!!


hhaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaha

School's fun

tis is my classmate,weijie,and we're imittating that letarded mattiew.
hohohoh

and school is fun shit.

i'm loving it


anyway...

khalai told us that this mannequin in city plaza looked like veronica.ROFLLLLLLL

SHITTTT!!! HHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA



people : )

i touch for me?

phuck.
I lost my earpiece few months back.
travelling on the dull transportation without any forms of entertainment is pure shit arse.

gtg sleep in train whilst on the way to school.

phuck my god.

period.

台灣Vitas?

cooll!!!!
AND I LIKE HIS RETRO HAIRRR

OH MY FUCK.
retro feverrrr

few months down the road,you people might see me like someone who had danced a go go with ur moma.



hoho.

GOOD DAY?!

NOT!


Me at some ulu ulu place in the park :D
The fucking humid weather almost killed me yesterdayy!
I was so bloated during work(cus auntie jenny gave me too much food,lol)
and I started to get hiccups,the feeling is beli terrible I tell you.Almost vommited,but I insisted that I cannott vommitt!!!KNBCCBBBBBDGHSWE
whatever that is,I suffered like 4-5 hours during work.


Had sketching class today,matthew developed fits suddenly.Sad hor,whatever.
off to eat and shit.
buai.

Lemoned I Scream

One day, I was walkin' down the streets
Looking for anything, Any surprise
Feel like a treasure game on a rayny day
Then it happened suddenly
I saw, I saw
And there it was fallin' down into my feet
Then, you know, it had something spiney head,And I was gonna touch it
Then I got the pain,My fingers painted in blood, but I feel so fine.
Nobody could find out,but I knew, I saw.
I don't care. If nobody can love it, oh yeah
Because Ah hahahaha
I've got a feelin' in my hand
It's a lemon lemoned I scream !
One day, I was walkin' the street,Lookin' for the music , any surprise.
Then it happened suddenly
I hear, I hear
I don't care.
Everybody so Hate it, Hate it
Because Ah hahaha
I've got a sweet poison cake, gonna be high
Take me higher higher
I've got a sweer creature song,
It's a lemon, lemon lemon & I scream
I've got a sweet broken hearted machine
but I like it, like it
Oh, what a sweet monster people
It's a lemon, lemon, lemoned I scream !


me rike (:

..

I had enough of this.
when I'm kind to people,people crawl to the top of my head.
I'm not sharity elephant,please turn to someone else for money
If everyone were to borrow $ from me,what do I left with?
when I don't have enough money where were you then?
I'm tired.
goodnight.

When life is full of boring shit..

WIP.



corel painter can be such a bitch when handling something of a size like that

WHY

WHY IS THE STUPID MSN/FRIENDSTER IS CLOSING DOWN SOON LETTER CHAIN THING IS STILL CIRCULATING AROUND?!!

Seriously,like some retards will still believe???????

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Thank you for your understanding



什么鬼?!?!?!

osbie ish a nerdie

Singaporean gangsta,anyone?

I think if I blog this I'll offend alot ah bengs and lians lor!!But nevermind,this is my blog anyway.

I was chatting with ah boon around his block just now,and a group of ah lians and bengs,I assumed,walk passed us.I was like totally disgusted by the way that they dressed.(EXTREMELY BIG SIZED TEES WITH SUPER DUPER SKINNY PANTS)

they look like those zharbor with full length t-shirt,seriously.They can parade around with a theme under fashion disaster.

Just when I was discussing with boon over this,these group of bengs(in case you people didn't know..they don't even have what it takes to look like an ah beng,some of them have the looks of DU SHU CONG!!Perhaps being drag into those stupid gangs ridiculously,I think)came over and hang around 5-6 metres away from us,one of them took notice that we are actually looking at them just now,and he was filled with anger,obviously,trying to pick up a fight with us in front of his gang and going-to-be-targeted-for-fuck-zharbor friends.

WTF IS THISSS???!!

sounds like the lion's courtship period.When males are going into fight with each other,in order to fuck the lioness!GOODNESSS

he was murmuring something like "kua simi kua" or something.Infact,his friends all tried to pull him away,saving him from the self-embarrassing situation shit he is in.
And alas,after sometime,the crazy gansta wannabe was pulled off to some distance by his clever friends.these left me and ah boon speechless.really speechless I can say.

I was thinking that,WHY BENGS DON'T LIKE PEOPLE TO LOOK AT THEM WHEN THEY ARE VERY ATTENTION SEEKING??????
You see,how they're dressed.I'm sure like 99.9% of the place they went,people will observe their dressing,after which,concluded that every apparels on them is 100% bugis street stuffs(whole set from head to toe bought from the same store summore!!horrified!)the 0.1% goes under the category of senile people,which they won't be able to notice the horrible kids.

not that I don't buy stuffs from bugis st.Want to buy don't buy something which will make you look like an ahbengg......-_-

Anyway..if they don't like to be looked at,please avoid places that is habited with human beings,I suggest that they should go and hide in bukit timah hill,etc etc
to prevent from being seen by any human,just like our friendly mas selamat.
there,they can dress like some exotic homosepien and organise mass orgy together.10 years down the road,we can have cavemen history regenerated.How satisfying news is that??!!

And I'm pretty sure they'll have their beautiful language of their own.Things like-

m0ii lUrbBx eUu dEhXx

lEtx FaRkXx Aii mAii?!!

SEXYYYY!!!!!

then,they'll pray to the sun with poetic rhymes that makes no sense.

thong thong lala thong

thong ah thong ah yo ah yo

long long long~

%#^#^#^#^#^#$^^*^**^*$#&#%

enough!


But some ahbengs are really nice people.They dont do all this shit.

I was approached by one of the ahbeng that was from my school,previously.Which he asked If I was from whatever gang(pah ha tong or something like that)
obviously,if I replied yes,I would suffer like broken teeth or ribs or something worst that I can imagine.
But ney..I didn't have something to do with whatever lala thong or whatever and he told me I looked like someone that punched his friend...

when he knew he mistaken me from somebody else,he kindly apologised and left,at least he was reasonable and polite.

my advice to all ahbengs and lianss,is that they quit their whatever shit gang or something before they got themselves into some deepshit.like seriously,people whom I've known,they Joined gang and ended up in jails,probation and shit stuffs like that.

so redundant actually.


RAH.

grow up kids!!!!
and be as tall as teh gigantic sunflowerrrr!!!

tsk.

省省省..osborn 最棒!!

I meant it!!I'm an entrepreneur!!

Just came back from downtown east(selling 6 free entry tickets;too lazy to have fun with the stuffs there)and spent about 30mins and earn $60!!!
I went RIGHT IN FRONT of the entrance and pull away escape's customers!winks*

muahahahahahahaahahahahahaha

But sad to say,the staffs there are really...chao bye bye.
The moment they saw me approaching strangers,they knew what is going on already,pretty smart heh.

So they sent one idiotic looking fat guy that his face really resembles the babirusa*,he came stationing around the corner while I was at,targeting a group of chinese teenagers.Of course,people will feel like as if I'm a scammer or something, at that point of time, because I was selling the ticket for like,$10 while the ticketing booth is $17.70!!

is like 45% discount you know!!!!!

in that case,the bunch of stupid chinese girls did'nt buy.Waste my time and kou shui talking to them.Stupid following-rules-kiddies,hate them.I was quite dissapointed at that moment because I thought I might not even make a profit out of those stupid tickets(and my transport fees!!!BOONLAY TO PASIR RIS SUMMORE FUCKKK!)Until I coincidentally met one of my schoolmate junior and her boyfriend.

SO FORTUNATE TO MEET ME LOR!

If they paid like the usual fee $17.70 x 2 = $35.4!!!
they bought the tickets from me which is $20 for both of them.

SAVE $15 LEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!


omg..cannot.I became more like ghian png now.LOL

and thereafter,I sold ALL the tickets.So happy!!!

But alittle guilty,because it was like going to rain when I was selling and I'm worried that the ticketing staff wont't let them in(which is not going to happen,otherwise I WILL INSIST COMPLAINING THEM TILL THEY LOSE THEIR JOB)

I was afraid of being struck by lightning lor!*ahem ok.I did nothing wrong also why scared!!help people save money!

Just hope that my customers had a wonderful time in the lousy themepark which there'll be sunshine and farting rainbowsss..

And I think $17.70 is not worth it for the entry to the lousy park.SO LITTLE RIDES AND DON'T EVER FORGET THAT THEIR LOUSY RIDE RIDICULOUSLY CAUSED SERIOUS INJURIES TO A LITTLE GIRL(real serious that the little girl's tongue slashed into 2!!I've no idea if the little girl die anot,but i certainly knew that she did fall into a deep coma)NO SAFETY STILL WANT ASK FOR SO MUCH!!!!

I swear that I won't patronise their park unless I use free entry tickets.If I did pay for entry to get in,then I'll be struck by lightning,while on the ride together with 231523235 of the people there.Good Luck!!

tsk tsk
ps/those whom sent the staff or the staff himself,yes.Please get run over by some heavy vehicle,while crossing the road.YES!!! HEAVY VEHICLE!NOT BICYCLE!HAPPILY DRIVING ME AWAY WHILE I AM DOING BUSSINESSESS!WTF IS THIS!!!!!

nuffnang

my nuffnang ads earning is $0.20!!!! -_-
bloody lame shittt!
RAHH

Sentosa

this is shuhui.She is beli the funny.lol

My tattoo fade into shades of green!!! what the fish.Shall go retouch someday.

btw,went to peace centre at doby ghaut today to print eranthe's peektures.

It is good sometimes to spent time by yourself(so long nv did that),it was fun!!

after that,went to rot at shuhui's shop,and bought 2 boxers at daylight robbery price lol.

and I doodled on her shop's counter!!!wee.



tsk tsk.billybomber's oreo milkshake is fucking goood.

Lovestory

by luminatii @ deviantart.quite sad actually.

Blacksheep

Seen this?Although it is quite long already But I found the 2nd ads just yesterday.


this people really..should die.They've brought ite students to a new low. 1st they copy,now they produce such lousy work!!
And I'm going in!!holy son of curses

Still remember the money issues?
I really am,going to explode.
REAL SOON

there was this colleague,like about in his 50s,came borrowing money from me lor.At first when I was new,I kept QUIET.So I lend him 10 bucks.Agreed to return the next day.What happened is, he act like nothing happen lor!!Den nvm.$10 nia so paiseh to ask back.
And when yesterday,it happens to I and him were in the locker room only,he starts to ask for $20.I at that point of time was like wtf.didn't return me the previous and now what?
it really spoils my day lor
I told him I don't have any with my but infact I do.
HE DEN TOLD ME GO ATM WITHDRAW~~~!!!
then I put on a real plastic smile,nodded and walk away
(he even remind me not to tell anyone lor!! suspicious right!!)

Too curious and I asked my friends about it.

to my horror.
he was an alcoholic and a smoker.
.................

Really.Can you people imagine a 50+ years old man borrowing frm someone 18?
is like Your GRANDPA ASKING MONEY FROM YOU!
why should people satisfy his needs just to buy some liquor and cigars?!
have children somemore!
I didn't even bother to take the $10 from him and he came to ask for MORE $ lor

I shall claim back my $10 today!!

nahbey.

ANGRY >:O

Random doodle

This is shuhui.
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This is how you look when u slim down.Jia you la.