Singaporean gangsta,anyone?

I think if I blog this I'll offend alot ah bengs and lians lor!!But nevermind,this is my blog anyway.

I was chatting with ah boon around his block just now,and a group of ah lians and bengs,I assumed,walk passed us.I was like totally disgusted by the way that they dressed.(EXTREMELY BIG SIZED TEES WITH SUPER DUPER SKINNY PANTS)

they look like those zharbor with full length t-shirt,seriously.They can parade around with a theme under fashion disaster.

Just when I was discussing with boon over this,these group of bengs(in case you people didn't know..they don't even have what it takes to look like an ah beng,some of them have the looks of DU SHU CONG!!Perhaps being drag into those stupid gangs ridiculously,I think)came over and hang around 5-6 metres away from us,one of them took notice that we are actually looking at them just now,and he was filled with anger,obviously,trying to pick up a fight with us in front of his gang and going-to-be-targeted-for-fuck-zharbor friends.

WTF IS THISSS???!!

sounds like the lion's courtship period.When males are going into fight with each other,in order to fuck the lioness!GOODNESSS

he was murmuring something like "kua simi kua" or something.Infact,his friends all tried to pull him away,saving him from the self-embarrassing situation shit he is in.
And alas,after sometime,the crazy gansta wannabe was pulled off to some distance by his clever friends.these left me and ah boon speechless.really speechless I can say.

I was thinking that,WHY BENGS DON'T LIKE PEOPLE TO LOOK AT THEM WHEN THEY ARE VERY ATTENTION SEEKING??????
You see,how they're dressed.I'm sure like 99.9% of the place they went,people will observe their dressing,after which,concluded that every apparels on them is 100% bugis street stuffs(whole set from head to toe bought from the same store summore!!horrified!)the 0.1% goes under the category of senile people,which they won't be able to notice the horrible kids.

not that I don't buy stuffs from bugis st.Want to buy don't buy something which will make you look like an ahbengg......-_-

Anyway..if they don't like to be looked at,please avoid places that is habited with human beings,I suggest that they should go and hide in bukit timah hill,etc etc
to prevent from being seen by any human,just like our friendly mas selamat.
there,they can dress like some exotic homosepien and organise mass orgy together.10 years down the road,we can have cavemen history regenerated.How satisfying news is that??!!

And I'm pretty sure they'll have their beautiful language of their own.Things like-

m0ii lUrbBx eUu dEhXx

lEtx FaRkXx Aii mAii?!!

SEXYYYY!!!!!

then,they'll pray to the sun with poetic rhymes that makes no sense.

thong thong lala thong

thong ah thong ah yo ah yo

long long long~

%#^#^#^#^#^#$^^*^**^*$#&#%

enough!


But some ahbengs are really nice people.They dont do all this shit.

I was approached by one of the ahbeng that was from my school,previously.Which he asked If I was from whatever gang(pah ha tong or something like that)
obviously,if I replied yes,I would suffer like broken teeth or ribs or something worst that I can imagine.
But ney..I didn't have something to do with whatever lala thong or whatever and he told me I looked like someone that punched his friend...

when he knew he mistaken me from somebody else,he kindly apologised and left,at least he was reasonable and polite.

my advice to all ahbengs and lianss,is that they quit their whatever shit gang or something before they got themselves into some deepshit.like seriously,people whom I've known,they Joined gang and ended up in jails,probation and shit stuffs like that.

so redundant actually.


RAH.

grow up kids!!!!
and be as tall as teh gigantic sunflowerrrr!!!

tsk.