Wednesday, October 1, 2008

i dreamt...

had a super exciting dream last night,I dreamt I went to JB with my classmates,and we all got separated.I went into one of the shop and stole their bag and a psp!!!
SO EXCITING
I RAN LIKE FRM JB TO SG CUSTOM SIAL!

so tired,eventually the situation falls like the gatorade advertisement,where people are running in water,etc

Im fucking going to take more!

In my dreams.

Monday, September 29, 2008

Watched,




Thought it was some badass rated movie but I was totally wrong!!!!!!Ending was good.So it is worth watching!Especially for people who loves ancient chinese culture.DIE ALSO MUST WATCH :D
AND ZHAO WEI IS SUPER GOOD I TELL YOU.



Their costume all super nice can?

overall from me its rate 4.5/5

CUS I LIKE GU ZHUANG XI.

Anyways,half of my holidays are spent watching disney movies!!yes, DISNEY
ranging from wall-e to pinocchio!
and Why issit animals are always commanded by princesses with songs???!?!!!!

ahhhh~ ahhhhh~ ahhhhhhhhhh~~~~~~~~

*animals proceed to get place cleaned up*

You never know....
princesses are powerful...
they can summon tsunami and flood the continent if they want to.


ok beli boliao.more movies!! jumbo the elephant!!!!!
teehee

Friday, September 26, 2008

please?

Went to meeting for nightsafari after the long hiatus,they might terminate me leh :(
i dont want to live a life with $5-$10 ever againn. DUN TERMINATE MEEE


Anyway,Went to serangoon yesterday with ah fat.
I WANT A BUDGIE
SO CUTE AND FLUFFY


I WANT A BUDGIE BUT I DONT WANT TO BUY @ $35.

I believe $35 is overpriced for the cute fluffy thingy
and im finding breeders :)

$12 for one!


CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP
CHIP CHIP CHIP CHIP

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


GOLF THAT KILLS SEAGUL



SUICIDE CAMEL


STUPID MOOSE!!!



SUICIDE RABBIT!!!!


I showed these to mr neo,he -_- and say,"you work in night safari and you like to watch these videos.."
and I LOVED IT!!!
so funny to see those animals get hit and disintegrated!!!


AND I WANT A BUDGIE,SO CUTE.

I shall reveal.

Eversince I was in Secondary School,I told myself,never will I go to ITE,Because the place are inhabited with ahbengs and such,Ewwness.But studying is totally not for me,and for my O level I got lousy Grades..KUA KUA KUA~~~~

Still refusing to accept the fate that ITE was for me,I went to retake my O levels lor.

FAIL AGAINNN!!

KUAKUAKUA~

is like,I got 33 for the previous examination,this time was 30!!!!

3k for 3 marks!!


So I totally have no choice but to get into ITE :(


BUTTT...

I was wrong,it was a good place neh.Except there is way too much chao ah bengs,bloody irritating I tell you.

ranging from twit ahbeng to dare devils ,everyday can see at canteen,accompanied by few xiao lians,it was quite annoying lor.
some of them behaved like a group of piranhas,totally sick and disgusting,I SAW THEM BEATING UP A RETARD!!!!!

Like,why do they have to beat up a retard when they can actually challenge an able-bodied man?School bullies.

nahbehness.

And I hope my 2 sensible friends will not follow the footstep of another stupid chick does.

Dont get yourself stained with some pile of shit.

total ewwwwwwnessss


ps: incase you didnt know how piranha behaves, do check out.

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Saturday, September 20, 2008

HAAHHAA

One day, a Fireman and a Prostitute died and appeared at Saint Peter's Gate. As Heaven was already full, admission was strict and every candidate had to give one good reason why they should be allowed entry or be thrown into hell.

So the Fireman exclaimed proudly "When I was alive, I saved many people trapped in fire!!". This impressed Saint Peters who gave him a golden key and let him in.

So the Prostitute's turn came and she too proudly said "When I was alive, I gave pleasure to many men trapped in loneliness!!" to this, St Peters gave her a silver key.

Puzzled by this, she asked "Why I am given a silver key while the rest are given golden keys??"

Saint Peters replied "Those golden keys unlocks the gate, that silver key unlocks my room!"






once who have a farmer who have 3 daughter,
the 3 daughter have their first date at the same time.
Farmer being protective over her daughter,
the farmer decided to wait for the suitors with a shotgun

the first guy arrived, the farmer opened the door, and he said
"hi, my name is joe, im here for flow, we are going to the show, is she ready to go?"
the farmer thought he was ok, and sent the daughter off with him

the 2nd guy arrived, and he said
"my name is eddie, im here for bettie, we are going to get some spaghetti, is she ready?"
the farmer too thought he was alright, and so sent the second daughter off

then the last guy arrived.
"hi, my name is chuck"

and the farmer shot him.