Saturday, April 19, 2008
Lemoned I Scream
One day, I was walkin' down the streets
Looking for anything, Any surprise
Feel like a treasure game on a rayny day
Then it happened suddenly
I saw, I saw
And there it was fallin' down into my feet
Then, you know, it had something spiney head,And I was gonna touch it
Then I got the pain,My fingers painted in blood, but I feel so fine.
Nobody could find out,but I knew, I saw.
I don't care. If nobody can love it, oh yeah
Because Ah hahahaha
I've got a feelin' in my hand
It's a lemon lemoned I scream !
One day, I was walkin' the street,Lookin' for the music , any surprise.
Then it happened suddenly
I hear, I hear
I don't care.
Everybody so Hate it, Hate it
Because Ah hahaha
I've got a sweet poison cake, gonna be high
Take me higher higher
I've got a sweer creature song,
It's a lemon, lemon lemon & I scream
I've got a sweet broken hearted machine
but I like it, like it
Oh, what a sweet monster people
It's a lemon, lemon, lemoned I scream !
me rike (:
..
I had enough of this.
when I'm kind to people,people crawl to the top of my head.
I'm not sharity elephant,please turn to someone else for money
If everyone were to borrow $ from me,what do I left with?
when I don't have enough money where were you then?
I'm tired.
goodnight.
when I'm kind to people,people crawl to the top of my head.
I'm not sharity elephant,please turn to someone else for money
If everyone were to borrow $ from me,what do I left with?
when I don't have enough money where were you then?
I'm tired.
goodnight.
When life is full of boring shit..
WIP.
corel painter can be such a bitch when handling something of a size like that
Friday, April 18, 2008
WHY
WHY IS THE STUPID MSN/FRIENDSTER IS CLOSING DOWN SOON LETTER CHAIN THING IS STILL CIRCULATING AROUND?!!
Seriously,like some retards will still believe???????
Good afternoon all msn / hotmail users,
I am Tara and together with all the directors of MSN, we apologized for the interruption. Please be informed that msn is closing down due to the increasing numbers of inconsideration.
In our current report, it has clearly showed that there is an overflowing percentage of population using one name to sign up for lots of new and different accounts. This draws us to a shortage of new username accounts.
Reports have shown that we are left with only FIVE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY EIGHT names. So this actually forced us to close down as many wasted accounts as possible for our company sake.
To do so, our company has decided to use this idea.
If you would like to keep this existing account, please kindly follow the instructions given below.
01: Copy this entire email.
02: Go back to inbox, and click on new
03: Right click paste
04: Sent this to all the names / emails address in your contact.
(*To help you to ensure that you have followed to given instructions, once you sent this email to all your names / emails address in your contact , your msn will turn blue)
** Closing date: 30 JUNE 2008
If you would like to close your existing msn / hotmail account, ignore the FOUR (04)steps given above.
Any new account that is being signed up for will be charged at the cost of US$10.00 a month. Please go to http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/1189119.stm for more details.
Thank you for your understanding
什么鬼?!?!?!
Seriously,like some retards will still believe???????
Good afternoon all msn / hotmail users,
I am Tara and together with all the directors of MSN, we apologized for the interruption. Please be informed that msn is closing down due to the increasing numbers of inconsideration.
In our current report, it has clearly showed that there is an overflowing percentage of population using one name to sign up for lots of new and different accounts. This draws us to a shortage of new username accounts.
Reports have shown that we are left with only FIVE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY EIGHT names. So this actually forced us to close down as many wasted accounts as possible for our company sake.
To do so, our company has decided to use this idea.
If you would like to keep this existing account, please kindly follow the instructions given below.
01: Copy this entire email.
02: Go back to inbox, and click on new
03: Right click paste
04: Sent this to all the names / emails address in your contact.
(*To help you to ensure that you have followed to given instructions, once you sent this email to all your names / emails address in your contact , your msn will turn blue)
** Closing date: 30 JUNE 2008
If you would like to close your existing msn / hotmail account, ignore the FOUR (04)steps given above.
Any new account that is being signed up for will be charged at the cost of US$10.00 a month. Please go to http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/1189119.stm for more details.
Thank you for your understanding
什么鬼?!?!?!
Thursday, April 17, 2008
Saturday, April 12, 2008
Singaporean gangsta,anyone?
I think if I blog this I'll offend alot ah bengs and lians lor!!But nevermind,this is my blog anyway.
I was chatting with ah boon around his block just now,and a group of ah lians and bengs,I assumed,walk passed us.I was like totally disgusted by the way that they dressed.(EXTREMELY BIG SIZED TEES WITH SUPER DUPER SKINNY PANTS)
they look like those zharbor with full length t-shirt,seriously.They can parade around with a theme under fashion disaster.
Just when I was discussing with boon over this,these group of bengs(in case you people didn't know..they don't even have what it takes to look like an ah beng,some of them have the looks of DU SHU CONG!!Perhaps being drag into those stupid gangs ridiculously,I think)came over and hang around 5-6 metres away from us,one of them took notice that we are actually looking at them just now,and he was filled with anger,obviously,trying to pick up a fight with us in front of his gang and going-to-be-targeted-for-fuck-zharbor friends.
WTF IS THISSS???!!
sounds like the lion's courtship period.When males are going into fight with each other,in order to fuck the lioness!GOODNESSS
he was murmuring something like "kua simi kua" or something.Infact,his friends all tried to pull him away,saving him from the self-embarrassing situation shit he is in.
And alas,after sometime,the crazy gansta wannabe was pulled off to some distance by his clever friends.these left me and ah boon speechless.really speechless I can say.
I was thinking that,WHY BENGS DON'T LIKE PEOPLE TO LOOK AT THEM WHEN THEY ARE VERY ATTENTION SEEKING??????
You see,how they're dressed.I'm sure like 99.9% of the place they went,people will observe their dressing,after which,concluded that every apparels on them is 100% bugis street stuffs(whole set from head to toe bought from the same store summore!!horrified!)the 0.1% goes under the category of senile people,which they won't be able to notice the horrible kids.
not that I don't buy stuffs from bugis st.Want to buy don't buy something which will make you look like an ahbengg......-_-
Anyway..if they don't like to be looked at,please avoid places that is habited with human beings,I suggest that they should go and hide in bukit timah hill,etc etc
to prevent from being seen by any human,just like our friendly mas selamat.
there,they can dress like some exotic homosepien and organise mass orgy together.10 years down the road,we can have cavemen history regenerated.How satisfying news is that??!!
And I'm pretty sure they'll have their beautiful language of their own.Things like-
m0ii lUrbBx eUu dEhXx
lEtx FaRkXx Aii mAii?!!
SEXYYYY!!!!!
then,they'll pray to the sun with poetic rhymes that makes no sense.
thong thong lala thong
thong ah thong ah yo ah yo
long long long~
%#^#^#^#^#^#$^^*^**^*$#&#%
enough!
But some ahbengs are really nice people.They dont do all this shit.
I was approached by one of the ahbeng that was from my school,previously.Which he asked If I was from whatever gang(pah ha tong or something like that)
obviously,if I replied yes,I would suffer like broken teeth or ribs or something worst that I can imagine.
But ney..I didn't have something to do with whatever lala thong or whatever and he told me I looked like someone that punched his friend...
when he knew he mistaken me from somebody else,he kindly apologised and left,at least he was reasonable and polite.
my advice to all ahbengs and lianss,is that they quit their whatever shit gang or something before they got themselves into some deepshit.like seriously,people whom I've known,they Joined gang and ended up in jails,probation and shit stuffs like that.
so redundant actually.
RAH.
grow up kids!!!!
and be as tall as teh gigantic sunflowerrrr!!!
tsk.
I was chatting with ah boon around his block just now,and a group of ah lians and bengs,I assumed,walk passed us.I was like totally disgusted by the way that they dressed.(EXTREMELY BIG SIZED TEES WITH SUPER DUPER SKINNY PANTS)
they look like those zharbor with full length t-shirt,seriously.They can parade around with a theme under fashion disaster.
Just when I was discussing with boon over this,these group of bengs(in case you people didn't know..they don't even have what it takes to look like an ah beng,some of them have the looks of DU SHU CONG!!Perhaps being drag into those stupid gangs ridiculously,I think)came over and hang around 5-6 metres away from us,one of them took notice that we are actually looking at them just now,and he was filled with anger,obviously,trying to pick up a fight with us in front of his gang and going-to-be-targeted-for-fuck-zharbor friends.
WTF IS THISSS???!!
sounds like the lion's courtship period.When males are going into fight with each other,in order to fuck the lioness!GOODNESSS
he was murmuring something like "kua simi kua" or something.Infact,his friends all tried to pull him away,saving him from the self-embarrassing situation shit he is in.
And alas,after sometime,the crazy gansta wannabe was pulled off to some distance by his clever friends.these left me and ah boon speechless.really speechless I can say.
I was thinking that,WHY BENGS DON'T LIKE PEOPLE TO LOOK AT THEM WHEN THEY ARE VERY ATTENTION SEEKING??????
You see,how they're dressed.I'm sure like 99.9% of the place they went,people will observe their dressing,after which,concluded that every apparels on them is 100% bugis street stuffs(whole set from head to toe bought from the same store summore!!horrified!)the 0.1% goes under the category of senile people,which they won't be able to notice the horrible kids.
not that I don't buy stuffs from bugis st.Want to buy don't buy something which will make you look like an ahbengg......-_-
Anyway..if they don't like to be looked at,please avoid places that is habited with human beings,I suggest that they should go and hide in bukit timah hill,etc etc
to prevent from being seen by any human,just like our friendly mas selamat.
there,they can dress like some exotic homosepien and organise mass orgy together.10 years down the road,we can have cavemen history regenerated.How satisfying news is that??!!
And I'm pretty sure they'll have their beautiful language of their own.Things like-
m0ii lUrbBx eUu dEhXx
lEtx FaRkXx Aii mAii?!!
SEXYYYY!!!!!
then,they'll pray to the sun with poetic rhymes that makes no sense.
thong thong lala thong
thong ah thong ah yo ah yo
long long long~
%#^#^#^#^#^#$^^*^**^*$#&#%
enough!
But some ahbengs are really nice people.They dont do all this shit.
I was approached by one of the ahbeng that was from my school,previously.Which he asked If I was from whatever gang(pah ha tong or something like that)
obviously,if I replied yes,I would suffer like broken teeth or ribs or something worst that I can imagine.
But ney..I didn't have something to do with whatever lala thong or whatever and he told me I looked like someone that punched his friend...
when he knew he mistaken me from somebody else,he kindly apologised and left,at least he was reasonable and polite.
my advice to all ahbengs and lianss,is that they quit their whatever shit gang or something before they got themselves into some deepshit.like seriously,people whom I've known,they Joined gang and ended up in jails,probation and shit stuffs like that.
so redundant actually.
RAH.
grow up kids!!!!
and be as tall as teh gigantic sunflowerrrr!!!
tsk.
Friday, April 11, 2008
省省省..osborn 最棒!!
I meant it!!I'm an entrepreneur!!
Just came back from downtown east(selling 6 free entry tickets;too lazy to have fun with the stuffs there)and spent about 30mins and earn $60!!!
I went RIGHT IN FRONT of the entrance and pull away escape's customers!winks*
muahahahahahahaahahahahahaha
But sad to say,the staffs there are really...chao bye bye.
The moment they saw me approaching strangers,they knew what is going on already,pretty smart heh.
So they sent one idiotic looking fat guy that his face really resembles the babirusa*,he came stationing around the corner while I was at,targeting a group of chinese teenagers.Of course,people will feel like as if I'm a scammer or something, at that point of time, because I was selling the ticket for like,$10 while the ticketing booth is $17.70!!
is like 45% discount you know!!!!!
in that case,the bunch of stupid chinese girls did'nt buy.Waste my time and kou shui talking to them.Stupid following-rules-kiddies,hate them.I was quite dissapointed at that moment because I thought I might not even make a profit out of those stupid tickets(and my transport fees!!!BOONLAY TO PASIR RIS SUMMORE FUCKKK!)Until I coincidentally met one of my schoolmate junior and her boyfriend.
SO FORTUNATE TO MEET ME LOR!
If they paid like the usual fee $17.70 x 2 = $35.4!!!
they bought the tickets from me which is $20 for both of them.
SAVE $15 LEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
omg..cannot.I became more like ghian png now.LOL
and thereafter,I sold ALL the tickets.So happy!!!
But alittle guilty,because it was like going to rain when I was selling and I'm worried that the ticketing staff wont't let them in(which is not going to happen,otherwise I WILL INSIST COMPLAINING THEM TILL THEY LOSE THEIR JOB)
I was afraid of being struck by lightning lor!*ahem ok.I did nothing wrong also why scared!!help people save money!
Just hope that my customers had a wonderful time in the lousy themepark which there'll be sunshine and farting rainbowsss..
And I think $17.70 is not worth it for the entry to the lousy park.SO LITTLE RIDES AND DON'T EVER FORGET THAT THEIR LOUSY RIDE RIDICULOUSLY CAUSED SERIOUS INJURIES TO A LITTLE GIRL(real serious that the little girl's tongue slashed into 2!!I've no idea if the little girl die anot,but i certainly knew that she did fall into a deep coma)NO SAFETY STILL WANT ASK FOR SO MUCH!!!!
I swear that I won't patronise their park unless I use free entry tickets.If I did pay for entry to get in,then I'll be struck by lightning,while on the ride together with 231523235 of the people there.Good Luck!!
tsk tsk
ps/those whom sent the staff or the staff himself,yes.Please get run over by some heavy vehicle,while crossing the road.YES!!! HEAVY VEHICLE!NOT BICYCLE!HAPPILY DRIVING ME AWAY WHILE I AM DOING BUSSINESSESS!WTF IS THIS!!!!!
Just came back from downtown east(selling 6 free entry tickets;too lazy to have fun with the stuffs there)and spent about 30mins and earn $60!!!
I went RIGHT IN FRONT of the entrance and pull away escape's customers!winks*
muahahahahahahaahahahahahaha
But sad to say,the staffs there are really...chao bye bye.
The moment they saw me approaching strangers,they knew what is going on already,pretty smart heh.
So they sent one idiotic looking fat guy that his face really resembles the babirusa*,he came stationing around the corner while I was at,targeting a group of chinese teenagers.Of course,people will feel like as if I'm a scammer or something, at that point of time, because I was selling the ticket for like,$10 while the ticketing booth is $17.70!!
is like 45% discount you know!!!!!
in that case,the bunch of stupid chinese girls did'nt buy.Waste my time and kou shui talking to them.Stupid following-rules-kiddies,hate them.I was quite dissapointed at that moment because I thought I might not even make a profit out of those stupid tickets(and my transport fees!!!BOONLAY TO PASIR RIS SUMMORE FUCKKK!)Until I coincidentally met one of my schoolmate junior and her boyfriend.
SO FORTUNATE TO MEET ME LOR!
If they paid like the usual fee $17.70 x 2 = $35.4!!!
they bought the tickets from me which is $20 for both of them.
SAVE $15 LEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
omg..cannot.I became more like ghian png now.LOL
and thereafter,I sold ALL the tickets.So happy!!!
But alittle guilty,because it was like going to rain when I was selling and I'm worried that the ticketing staff wont't let them in(which is not going to happen,otherwise I WILL INSIST COMPLAINING THEM TILL THEY LOSE THEIR JOB)
I was afraid of being struck by lightning lor!*ahem ok.I did nothing wrong also why scared!!help people save money!
Just hope that my customers had a wonderful time in the lousy themepark which there'll be sunshine and farting rainbowsss..
And I think $17.70 is not worth it for the entry to the lousy park.SO LITTLE RIDES AND DON'T EVER FORGET THAT THEIR LOUSY RIDE RIDICULOUSLY CAUSED SERIOUS INJURIES TO A LITTLE GIRL(real serious that the little girl's tongue slashed into 2!!I've no idea if the little girl die anot,but i certainly knew that she did fall into a deep coma)NO SAFETY STILL WANT ASK FOR SO MUCH!!!!
I swear that I won't patronise their park unless I use free entry tickets.If I did pay for entry to get in,then I'll be struck by lightning,while on the ride together with 231523235 of the people there.Good Luck!!
tsk tsk
ps/those whom sent the staff or the staff himself,yes.Please get run over by some heavy vehicle,while crossing the road.YES!!! HEAVY VEHICLE!NOT BICYCLE!HAPPILY DRIVING ME AWAY WHILE I AM DOING BUSSINESSESS!WTF IS THIS!!!!!
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